" steam clean "

 [ "Steam-clean" ]

1: Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

  * e.g.,  ... You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today. 

 [ "rocky mountain steam clean" ]

1: To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

  * e.g.,  ... "I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks." 

 [ "Akron Steam Cleaning" ]

1: When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole

  * e.g.,  ... To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings! 

 [ "Back alley steam clean" ]

1: When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .

  * e.g.,  ... i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.